deshawnssuccess asked:

Is it weird to you that people find your feet to be cute?

Lady of the Flowers Answer:






If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

my mom grounded me for a month once because I used her hair brush and put it in the second drawer instead of the top one “where it belonged”

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Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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